Wednesday, January 2, 2013

I'm Going Back to Steal a Clay Pot!


So the other night I sitting on my couch with absolutely nothing to do. I was clicking through websites and came across an article on Gothamist. It said Blue Ribbon Sushi Izakaya was doing a brunch buffet. I'd never heard of this particular iteration of Blue Ribbon, but everything else I know of from those folks has been excellent. No reason to expect anything less. And a brunch buffet...that's the dream right there. Especially with chopsticks, we've already seen how much I enjoyed having brunch with chopsticks from my review on Talde a couple of weeks ago.

Blue Ribbon Sushi Izakaya is tucked away on Orchard Street off of Houston, around the corner from Katz Deli. (Doreen and I gave some real thought on the way to brunch to stopping in Katz to get sandwiches to go. We were so thoroughly defeated by the brunch buffet that it just wasn't possible to look at any more food.) Dor and I came strolling up Orchard chatting when Blake snuck up on us like a giant Kurgan shaped ninja and scared the crap out of us. He and Paula were waiting in a bar next door to our destination. Now that our party was all together, it was time to experience our Asian brunch adventure.

The hostess greeted us very pleasantly and seated us right away. The table they sat the four of us at was just slightly small. Blake and I are large folk (hence Kurgan-shaped) and need a wee bit more room. I guess they're used to more normal sized people there. They did take a lil while to get around to taking our orders and they could've been a bit quicker about clearing plates. Outside of that they were excellent. Quick to bring more water. The food from the kitchen came out quickly. Our hostess and the waiters were very nice.

We started out with Bloody Marys all around. But these weren't any Bloody Marys. The Blue Ribbon Sushi Izakaya version of Bloody Marys come in separate components. The Mary mix comes in little carafes. A chili pepper spice mix and extra horseradish come on little plates. Giant olives come for garnish. And the vodka comes in a big clay pot with a spigot. After the hostess makes the initial pour, you can make more for yourself as you go. Which we did. The menu says this is service for 2-6. There's absolutely no way 2 people can do this. There were 4 of us and we left vodka in the pot. I loved that clay pot. I wanted that clay pot. When a busboy walked by bringing some of those clay pots into the kitchen I very nearly tackled the poor bastard, grabbed one of those pots and ran down the steps and out the door. Blake, Paula, Dor...you might not have known I had that thought, hell I even flinched in that direction, but it definitely ran through my mind.

There are 2 choices for brunch. You can get just the buffet or you can get the buffet along with kitchen food. As you can already guess, we went with both. And you'd best believe we took full advantage of the “order until you bust” clause in our culinary contract. When we ordered our food from the kitchen and the hostess told us “not to worry, we can always order more” you could have seen Blake and my eyes from Midtown they got so big. Putting people like us in an all-you-can-eat setting is much like setting 6-year-olds loose in Toys R Us with an unlimited budget. The buffet had mini bagels and cream cheese (although none of us tried them), sliced charcuterie, cheeses, 4 different kinds of sushi rolls, granola and fruits (we didn't try this either, WAY too healthy for us today), roast turkey breast, HUGE peel and eat shrimp with cocktail sauce, a nice assortment of danish and croissant and fantastic tiny brownies. The spicy crab roll was excellent. I easily put down 8 or 10 pieces. The shrimp were monstrous and good but the cocktail sauce needed some help, thankfully our Bloody Mary kit came with extra horseradish. Making tiny ham and Brie sandwiches with grainy mustard was fun. The turkey was pretty good. The chocolate danish was fantastic and I would kill for one of them right now. The little brownie bites were amazing. I didn't make a trip to that brunch spread that didn't end with at least 2 of those little brownies on my plate.

From the kitchen we ordered oxtail and bone marrow hash with a perfectly poached egg on top. It was the best thing I ate there, and that's saying something because everything we ate was pretty damn good. Just excellent...I really want more. There was a cheesy rice and crabmeat scramble. That was an interesting dish. Richer than it sounds. I love the combination of crabmeat and eggs. We also had some fried chicken wings with wasabi honey. I think wasabi honey could become my new favorite breakfasty condiment. The wings were crispy and the chicken tender. The chicken and pancake was really good too. I was really surprised at just how good the pancake was. Very light but solid. Tasted amazing dipped in the wasabi honey. After another round of buffet fare we ordered some more stuff from the kitchen. This time we tried the French toast which was good but not spectacular. It was kind of generic Challah French toast. In retrospect, I wish we'd have had some more of that honey left for that too. Lastly we tried chicken sausage, biscuits and gravy. The sausage and gravy were really tasty and not nearly as rich as it normally would be. The biscuits were dense but not in a bad way. It was an original and familiar dish at the same time. Quite a feat actually.

With all the food we kept getting we kept running our of places to put it. It was almost like a constantly changing food jigsaw puzzle finding places to put it all as we went. We all really liked the place. I'll definitely be going back to try dinner there. I'm also perfectly willing to have that brunch adventure again. It was really a lot of fun. We all left FULL. Not that gross kind of full, but just this side of it. By the end I had been put in the culinary Sharpshooter and tapped out. We needed to do some walking after that meal.

Blue Ribbon Sushi Izakaya
187 Orchard Street
New York, NY, 10002
212-466-0404